Don't play dumb.
I'd really like to know...
Grab a mirror, look what's in front.
You mean me?
Is anyone else called J***s?
You should do more!
With the mud, playing that song? The dress, the jumps?
I'll laugh out loud, then I'll say stop.
If, and only if you throw a fact that's not quite so...
Lightbulb lighting up in my head!!!
You make me proud, don't say, just do, then write about and it will do.