Man Repelling, part Deux.

Leandra?
Hi.
Webster, Miami, Flamingo-colored cocktails.
Yeaaah, I remember. I was there.
What's up?
Chanel, NY, Spring has sprung.
I can see... I'm here.
Nice shirt.
Pic?
(Third girl) I'll take it for you.

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El taxi

Where to?
M****** hotel please.
That's about (insert number) blocks away.
Meaning?
It's gonna be a costly ride.
How so? You pay for no gas at all.
Keeping oneself fit don't come cheap.
Huh?
Brace yourself, it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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A very merry Unbirthday

What? No story to tell here?
Images speak louder than words.
But I hate loud...
Today I'm short on words.
You are?
Let's have another cup of tea.
We haven't even had lunch yet...
I know, and I'm staaarving. Let's change seats. Instead of this, we'll (insert verb here) this!
Ice-cream?
Soft-serve.
Patio?
Back there.

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This must be the place.

(Playing softly over our heads).
Take it without flash.
Nooo! This light reflecting from below makes me look like a monster!
Who cares? Nobody's watching, but they'll definitely notice the tourists if a flash lights up.
But...
You look fine.

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Home is where the paint is (AKA: the night we all got out of our comfort zone)

Did you know this is the same place from "Shame"?
I'm so sorry! I didn't know.
Why is your sweater wearing moth holes?
Why is your english worse than mine?
Is that napkin flat? I would like to turn it into a three-dimensional something.
I'm sorry I have to go... I need to help a friend paint his apartment.
But I want to talk about Ohio.
There is the restroom, and yours has a better view.
Can I be part of the trilogy?
Maybe just part 2.
It will do.
(Drink, drink, eat. Draw, draw, draw).
What wonderful taste in wine!
(Little Prince up so high talking to the ones to his right).
We're making a movie.
I want to help paint the apartment too!
(Remove the color from the eyes).
Jump in, here's the address. No one understands. The uninvited girl saves the day.
I don't know who she is!
(Splat, splat, splat. Color flying all around).
Please remove whatever is nice. Plastic bag, refrigerator's back. Vintage french purse gets left behind.
I still don't know who she is...
Dance, dance, dance.
It needs to get crazier. Stalk the mohawk guy...
Scarf no more. Lost in site.
Please give the camera back.
Ceci la camera.
Parlez-Vous aussi? Très bien. Oh la la!
Sprüngli comme-ci, Zurich comme-ça.
Time for bed. Nose so red, boots so high (removed once to measure real life).

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Coconut ice-cream comes in a box

Was it still today or was it already tomorrow when we arrived?
We landed tonight, but got there tomorrow... I think so. It's confusing, I know.
But where, where, where are we going to sleep? (the mattress starts deflating...).
Is the futton safe?
I'll just use the mat, but place it on top of the sacrificing table.
The what?
I'll just cuddle into this blue sofa.
Ok, but you won't be able to move around.
Cookies and oranges before bed.
What bed..?
3 trips to the hall where the half bathroom is...
But it was so cold, how on earth did you manage? And, is that window missing a glass?
Why did you wake up on the floor?
I needed more space to expand.
Clothing flying around, coffee from a machine that doesn't work, cookies for breakfast?
It's already time for lunch.
Hurry, hurry, wrap those wounded feet and skip-a-dip-dip to the subway station now.
We wanted pasta at a place where they cook with Asian spices.
Ice-cream comes in a box.
Bathroom lights so red.
Tea before food, food after tea.
Chao chao, it's time to move now.

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March is a magic number

Were it not, I wouldn't have dared to embark on this ride to create the XL version of my unclassifiable art.